How To Be Heard: Easy Does It

Approx 1 min read

You ever been in a group and wonder why everyone listens to that one dude but not you? Well today we’ll find out a simple trick on how to be heard.

“Come here you stupid little idiot you… You good for nothing maggot… You worthless insignificant brat you.”


There’s something about how we say things that can even alter what others think about what we say. Dogs get this. That’s why the dog in question wagged its tail and was super excited by the first speaker, whose speech was full of evil but delivered with unrivaled gentleness. The same dog ran away from the second speaker. They’re just dogs you may say, they don’t understand language. True, but the fundamental principle doesn’t change. We are attracted to gentle, not abrasive. That’s why we call the places we like to stay “comfort zones”.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the journey.

If that’s not enough; it’s a popular statement that empty vessels make the most noise. To avoid being classified in this group and to have the words you say treated with the utmost respect and attention, try say less with less volume. You’ll be surprised you’ll be heard all the more.

See you tomorrow.

Stay awesome.

Ghost In Real Life!!!

Aka Unannounced Hiatus

Approx 2 min read

Say you meet someone and your first impression of them is amazing. Maybe you exchange numbers or add each other on social media accounts. After all, where’s the harm in that? Then the novelty does off or maybe they’ve sent an opening message that didn’t resonate with you. What next? Maybe you think to yourself, I don’t think I want to spend more time in this whatever type of ship it might be. What next? What do people do when they want to run? There’s a common consensus and it goes like this:


I’ll stop talking to them. Maybe they’ll get the hint. 

We call this “ghosting”. Why? Why do we do this? What message is someone supposed to get if you avoid them?

Humans are designed to seek out the people they love and need in their life and communicate with them.

You see this in high school movies. When people go to the cafeteria they will sit in certain groups. Why would that be necessary? Aren’t they just eating? Humans desire to be with their people. If you don’t sit at my table I’m therefore entitled to think 2 things. One, that you’re not my people or two, that there’s other people you consider to be more of your people than me. 

So what’s the point of this? Well this serves as a warning. If you deliberately (or accidentally) stop talking to your people you allow them to come up with assumptions as to why you’re not talking to them… jumping to conclusions you might day. We use “ghosting” as a tactic to ward off wannabe suitors or someone you don’t want to be your friend who is trying to be your bestie. It’s human to assume when someone apparently stops trying to talk to you, they don’t want you in their life.

With that in mind – don’t accidentally ghost your people or else you might accidentally lose them. Trust. As a the king of the unannounced hiatus, this is one of thing I know very well.

See ya tomorrow!

Stay awesome.

I Didn’t Mean…

Approx 2.5 min read.

I messed up once – unintentionally.

I once worked with a group of diverse, super talented and amazingly attractive people. So much so that I and my ego both (yes, my ego was a fully developed persona at one point XD) felt a little out place in this space. Still I was very much welcomed and thoroughly enjoyed my time there, mainly because the people I worked with were incredible.

At the time I was single. How dare you say, “Duhhhh!” so definitively? I’ve got perks ok? Screw it, you’re right. I will have them maybe only when I am recreated… ‘Parks and Recreation’ joke. Nailed it! Anyway a new girl popped up and she for a while was the talk of those that thrived on their testosterone-borne energy. Competitive and confident (not), a segment of guys gossiped about how and when they would make their move. She was of Asian lineage. Vietnamese I think. One guy with a similar background said something to the tune of, “Wish me luck guys! I’m going to say hello to the new girl.” I gotta say, in my mind, this dude was perhaps at the apex of masculinity, blessed with tremendous physique and the charm to match. To make matters even more interesting he is very talented in a fun field few people have any expertise in but it’s something most of us have wished we could do. I’m being very vague here to protect identities because I never asked for permission before typing this (shhhhh). Because of my security in my manhood I decided to say this:

Bro. You clearly have an advantage over everyone else. Why wouldn’t she pick you?

Now understand – ego without an inferiority complex and abundant empathy were the hallmarks of my character. I was being genuine. But context and gestures matter. I pointed at him and directed my gaze towards the young lady in question at the time, sort of like how a magician shows off the assistant participating in his gimmick. They were both of an Asian persuasion and that’s how it was interpreted. I was saying his advantage was that he was an adonis-like being – but it was interpreted by the guys around me that I meant his race gave him an edge and they laughed. In hindsight he was clearly blindsided by my comment because that’s not something anyone would expect from me, and that’s true… but because my intentions were so clear to me, I didn’t see that at all. When I did perceive my error it was too late to address it as it would only really be rubbing salt into the old wounds.

Imagine telling someone the only reason they were favourites to be liked by someone is because they were of the same race, completely disregarding character and any other attractive trait they might possess. That’s what I did and it wasn’t my intention.

This leads us to the very simple lesson of the day:

Context and gestures matter.

When communicating, be as unambiguous as possible. That way there will always be clarity in what you say. That way you only ever offend people on purpose.


Stay awesome.

Mr. Jump to Conclusions

Approx 1.5 min read

If I had a superpower this would probably be it. For a while I was referred to as “Mr. Jump-To-Conclusions” in my inner circles.  I blame my insatiable appetite for novels, especially those in the fantasy genre, for giving me the extraordinary ability to convert a few words into schemes and ideas that had nothing to do with the original intent… Fiction of the highest order. No wonder my communication skills had to develop, and fast! Otherwise I’d have probably jumped to my death (socially and otherwise).

So, since you’re talking to the master, the equivalent of Dr. Stranger’s Ancient One in this subject (lotsa love Tilda Swinton!) you must want to know how to avoid jumping to conclusions.

The first thing you have to master is to mean what you say and say only what you mean. That way those around you will know, “Oh when X (insert your name where X is) says this, that’s exactly what they mean so I should not make any added assumptions.” Don’t get into the habit of changing your mind all the time or having wishy washy principles. All the does is give people leeway to make decisions on your behalf, assuming they’re doing so with your interests at heart. The result is a lot of, “Well I thought… Based on…”

Secondly, one great way to avoid yourself or someone else jumping to conclusions is to provide clarity. When faced with something that leaves room for your imagination to wander I suggest going back to the person and using the phrase, “When you said this, did you mean…?” You’ll be surprised how often you may misinterpret what was originally said. Yes it is a slower means to get things across because it requires feedback from the other side of the conversation – but the clarity that comes with it saves a lot of time and frustration that would result from a misunderstanding, miscommunication or just plain jumping to conclusions.

See y’all!

Stay awesome

Quality >>>

Less than one minute read

“And also!” Ding ding ding. You’ve just lost. What am I talking about? Your afterthought doesn’t have the impact all the other words you said prior did. This is something I can finally say I’ve practised in my life and seen it work wonders.

As someone who thought a good friendship meant long ass conversations everyday for a long time I feel qualified to let you know. STOP IT! RIGHT NOW! 

It’s not the quantity that matters insomuch as it is the quality.

Don’t fall into the trap of confusing the two. Find out why some kids run to that parent when they get home from work yet they don’t run to the person they’ve stayed with the whole time.

There is a time and a place for everything including small talk. Move away from conversations designed to take up time and move towards constructive, challenging conversation that will build both you and the person you’re talking to.

“It’s not easy to come up with something profound to say everyday,” you may whine. That’s good. And it’s also correct. It is hard. There is an antidote for it though.

You ready?


Hahaha #harsh

See you tomorrow!

Stay awesome.

From The Depths Of The Heart The Mouth Speaks

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From The Depths Of The Heart The Mouth Speaks

This is such a simple yet profound truth. Garbage in = garbage out. Feed your heart with light and you’ll flood the world with brightness. Feed your heart with darkness and you’ll be a gloomy presence that spews hurtful garbage from what’s supposed to be a gift – your mouth.

I appreciate you working out for the benefit of your physique but if you will take my advice, please work on that inner part of yourself, your heart, even more.

PS said with all the love in the world.

See you tomorrow!

Stay awesome.

Power Of A Smile

Approx 2 min read

“Imagine resolving to be consistent then failing to live up to that resolve a mere couple of days afterwards. That’s me,” I smile. “Sorry.”

And with that I am instantly forgiven. In part it’s because you all have such generous hearts; hearts that dispense kindness in equal proportion to how the world dispenses cruelty. Whoa there! Let’s not get dark. (That wasn’t a complexion joke by the way that was… Ayanda proceeds to bin himself.)

Let’s try this again, shall we?

Hey there you wonderful human being you! It’s me and we’re back at it! Communication, words and all. Today I am going to introduce someone to you that you really need no introduction to. Her name is ‘Smile’ and she’s absolutely gorgeous.

I’ve been told never to tell a woman to smile, unless I’m behind a camera and she’s asked me to take a picture of her. It’s rude. I get it, no one likes being told what to do especially when they are capable of making rational decisions themselves. Yet that does not diminish the power of the thing being requested. A smile can melt hearts, it can make someone reach into their wallet unconsciously, it can make people give way and it can make someone smile in turn. A smile can communicate strength. Sometimes your smile will say, “What you’ve said didn’t hurt my feelings at all, try again sucker!” It can ward off people who sought to bully you.

With a smile you already attain the most vital component of diplomacy, which if perfected (and we will touch on this topic in episodes to come) will have you telling someone to, “Go to hell,” in such a way that they will desire to do so – gladly.

But that’s a topic for a different day.

There is a connection between internal feelings and external expressions.

Ever tried the other way round? Smiling on purpose to help you with your internal mood? No? Do you think it’s worth a crack? (Get it? Oh man… I need to stop reading all these dad jokes.)

The smile is so powerful it can leave a lasting impression on someone for years to come.

Don’t believe me?



I for one will never forget that smile.

See ya tomorrow! (hopefully XD)

Stay awesome.